Wongai

stupid or idiot

Oi you wongai!

by Adon1992 October 20, 2008

wonging

To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.

It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.

One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.

James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.

by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit June 30, 2009

Wonga

money, cash, dosh,

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Wonga Man

The legendary man who rose to fame simply by saying 'Wonga!' on the Envirofone advert. Has since become an Internet sensation. Is often used in videos to illustrate a point through the use of the word 'Wonga!'.

Narrator: 'Want some money for your phone?'

Wonga Man: 'WONGA!'

by The Royal Bank of Wonga January 29, 2010

Wongism

Wongism is a religion involving Justin Ryan Wong, the coolest person on the universe. He’s a absolute legend. We stan a god. He also yells pretty loud without a mic so, you better not cross him or he’ll roast you.

Person A: Yoooo join Wongism. Wong is spittin mean roasts.

Person B: Heck yeah, he’s so cool and he makes learning enjoyable.

by I stan Wongism February 21, 2021

wonga

English Romany word for money. Originally means burning embers and in other european Romani dialects 'angaar' still has that meaning. In 18th and 19th century English 'coal' also meant money. Wonga is the romani calque.

moola, dosh, bread, wonga, I don't care as long as its money

by klidenengro September 9, 2004

wonging

to ass fuck an oriental

Where's Conrad?"He went wonging!!"

by radicalC April 6, 2011