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work the womb

colloquialism for pregnancy / wordplay on "work the room"
The Canadian healthcare plan sure is nice if you’re injured, sick, or plan to work the womb.

Ass Womb 

The space inside of a Person’s Anal Cavity
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons inside of your ‘Ass Womb‘.
Ass Womb by NexusCaesar September 11, 2020

The Womb Raider 

To fill your significant other's uterus with antique coins, then performing anal to see how many coins you can knock out of them before you climax.

Bonus points if she cosplays Lara Croft while you're inside her.
"Where is your wife?"

"She's at the OBGYN. I was the Womb Raider last night and we couldn't find all the coins when we were done."
The Womb Raider by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Womb Shroom 

A child whose mother did drugs during her entire prenancy and regarded her child as a 'fun guy'
This womb shroom is cramping my style I wish I could get rid of it but I really need the extra food stamps.
Womb Shroom by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020
A place in a women’s body that a child sleeps in until pushed out! The child will kick in the small hole until it bursts
Womb by Canadian.dictionary June 19, 2019

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm
Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!
Womb Temperature by M Mac July 9, 2010