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Wolly Mammoth 

The act of excesive pubic hair teabagging, then to exclaim the mating call of a wolly mammoth
Dude i just got a wolly mammoth to the face!
Wolly Mammoth by WhaleFail October 19, 2010

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth 

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

Wooly Mammoth Pits 

Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.
Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!

Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits

Tyler: Oh.....
Wooly Mammoth Pits by ummmgum September 15, 2009

chocolate woolly mammoth 

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her
For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

Wooly Mammoth

When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.
Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.
Wooly Mammoth by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011