Woodberry Forest, one of the last all male boarding schools in the
United States. The guys who attend are widely recognized as the smartest, most athletic, and most desirable guys around. Students are often labeled as gay by those who wish they were nearly as cool and could get half the babes Woodberry guys do. These pathetic individual are called EHS students, aka geeks, ugly ass
boys, and steroid pumping brain celled deprived jocks (who, although they shoot up roids every
chance they get, still get demolished by Woodberry practically every year) Woodberry guys are generally just all around
boss due to the fact that they quite literally own practically every sporting event almost every year, then steal the opposing team's girlfriends because the girls would rather see a woodberry
guy every few weeks then your dumbass every day.
EHS girl 1: hey ash you still with that
kid from EHS?
Ash: hell no, he was a fucking
idiot in bed, couldn't even find the right hole. I
chill with the woodberry forest crowd these days. They're soooo fuckin boss.
EHS girl 1: think you could hook me up with one?
Ash: maybe, there's usually a pretty long line.