RDS 

Short for Rusty Dick Syndrome.

Occurs when someone has extremely dirty and/or inactive genitalia.

Lou cant get girls. He must have serious RDS.

Sorry son, your RDS is too severe. You have 6 months to live.

Ya got RDS.

RDS by Steve K wussup August 25, 2009

RDS 

Rais Disbol Syndrome
A contagious mental illness which makes you retarded

Bro, Brendon been saying some retarded shit today, think he caught RDS

RDS by therealbredd March 27, 2020

rds 

Red Dragons. Skateboarding company that makes apparel.

Look at that kid wearing RDS.

rds by damndumbass August 19, 2004

RDS 

Restless Dick Syndrome

I am sorry that I cant go drinking with you lovely ladies tonight. Alcohol aggravates my RDS

RDS by knightofzion June 28, 2011

RDS 

Acronym for Reader's Digest Syndrome.

I almost fell on my face after trying to stand up from the porcelain god. I read for half an hour after pinching off a hot loaf and my legs were so numb I couldn't stand up. The RDS was so bad i had to use the cripple bar in the crapper just to pull my shorts up.

RDS by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

RDS 

Relevance Deprivation Syndrome

Oh yeah that Mark Latham failed Australian politician just has RDS

RDS by TheChairmanMeow March 8, 2017

RDS 

A serious condition where the affected get the uncontrollable urge to touch or grope those around them however can be treated with a harmless injection.

The man tested positive for RDS

RDS by Spaceship003 April 5, 2015