RDS

Short for Rusty Dick Syndrome.

Occurs when someone has extremely dirty and/or inactive genitalia.

Lou cant get girls. He must have serious RDS.

Sorry son, your RDS is too severe. You have 6 months to live.

Ya got RDS.

by Steve K wussup August 24, 2009

RDS

Acronym for Reader's Digest Syndrome.

I almost fell on my face after trying to stand up from the porcelain god. I read for half an hour after pinching off a hot loaf and my legs were so numb I couldn't stand up. The RDS was so bad i had to use the cripple bar in the crapper just to pull my shorts up.

by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

RDS

Restless Dick Syndrome

I am sorry that I cant go drinking with you lovely ladies tonight. Alcohol aggravates my RDS

by knightofzion June 25, 2011

RDS

Relevance Deprivation Syndrome

Oh yeah that Mark Latham failed Australian politician just has RDS

by TheChairmanMeow March 8, 2017

RDS

A serious condition where the affected get the uncontrollable urge to touch or grope those around them however can be treated with a harmless injection.

The man tested positive for RDS

by Spaceship003 April 5, 2015

RDS

really dumb shit. Can also be used in the medical field as RDS syndrome

Guy 1 walks into a door

Guy 2: Did your RDS just kick in?

by medic_in_training November 10, 2010

RDS

See rabbit deek syndrome.

Unfortuantely, the guy I dated last year suffered from a severe case of RDS.

by Fly Gal August 21, 2006