woking

a small southern town, with about 62,000 inhabitants, is actually not as shit as the 2nd description.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to LDN, supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
yess, populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.

1: "where do you live?"
2: "wokinggg"
1: "ohh sick, its pretty cool there"

by artgeek March 18, 2009

Woking

An infamous large town in south east england famed for its chavs and possibly the greatest non-league football team in europe. In reality its quite cool and pretty chavless on the east side, but beware for there are many a chav on the west.

dude 1: "dude where are we?"
dude 2: "woking"
dude 1: "cool"

by jewishgoddess October 29, 2004

Woking

When a corporation pushes it woke agenda on its employees.

Hey team, less woking and more working please!

by Davin01 July 13, 2022

Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.

"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"

by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022

woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.

Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.

by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011

woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.

I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.

by Flangetta November 23, 2019

Woking out

(verb) To show actions of that a wokface would perform or acting in a rude manner.

See also: wokface, and wok

Stoping woking out your being annoying!!

by C-dizzle and the slice December 8, 2003