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A term created to accomplish 2 things:

1. Mock the people who are self-righteous virtue signalers who cannot stop trying to show the world they are "woke" at any given chance.
2. Woke" started being used derogatorily too much, recently, so a new term needed to be created to differentiate between real social justice warriors (who should be respected) and the fakers.
"They are a woketoid because they use every opportunity to police language and correct others all in the name of 'DEI' but they secretly minorities are disgusting and dumb."
Woketoid by Dominasty1 September 22, 2023
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Wormtopia 

Wormtopia is a land where the worms stay.It is their heaven.When humans die they go to heaven.But worms go to Wormtopia.
Me :My pet worm just died

Friend:I’m so sorry for your loss.But don’t worry it will be in Wormtopia
Wormtopia by Hellopeeps12949 February 11, 2020

Woketopian 

Someone who is exceptionally woke.

They regularly surface progressive topics in an annoying way. 'Hey, did you check your priviledge before you decided to do x?'
Hey, Pierce just quoted MLK early and talked about shortening the gender pay gap. He is a Woketopian.
Woketopian by anonymous September 15, 2020
A utopia based on the work from home mentality
I work in an industrial workshop so yes, I dislike worktopia
Worktopia by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2023

thick-womenopia

This is an very rare addiction to thicker females.Doctors have found not found a cure for it as of yet.
thick-womenopia :(This brother is addicted to thick women)
thick-womenopia by Dr.lamar April 25, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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