I Woke up Chris breezy

This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.

Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*

by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020

I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women

Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023