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A wizardking is a fabricated alternate account created under the guise of an ancient wizard's name, employed to mislead or manipulate others in online interactions or gaming communities.

Usage : "After his breakup, Alex created a wizardking account to exact revenge on his ex-girlfriend by infiltrating her online circles and spreading false information."

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Wizard King

A person, typically male, who has reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

Damn, he looks like he never gets laid. Definitely going to become a wizard king some day.

Wizard King by Donkeybonktor January 7, 2021

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wizarding

A drinking game played with half-liter cans of beer. You finish cans as fast as possible and stack them on top of each other: when your stack reaches your own height, you become the "wizard" and are allowed to hit the other players with your brand new wizard staff. Any cans you empty after that go towards further fortifying your mighty rod of magical power.

A: Hey man, what happened to your face?
B: Oh, me and the guys went wizarding last night.

wizarding by 5CH5 September 23, 2012

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wizardings

someone who is god-like or above the average person

@wizardings is literally god

wizardings by puttergunk January 8, 2021

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wizardington

A noob who is very bad at getting buus and talks to girls for months without danksing them. It is also a term which refers to people who are good at chemistry.

Wizardington failed to get the girl because he was busy doing his chemistry homework.

wizardington by studdanks January 14, 2011

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Wizard King

1. What the IT guy called himself in secondary school.

Teacher : The projector is broken!
Student : Let's Call the Wizard King!
Student 2: Go, Wizard!

Wizard King by China Dash October 1, 2016

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Wizarding

Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."

Alex asked Rebecca if they could try wizarding

Wizarding by Ancient God July 24, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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