Wizard King

A person, typically male, who has reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

Damn, he looks like he never gets laid. Definitely going to become a wizard king some day.

by Donkeybonktor January 7, 2021

Wizard King

1. What the IT guy called himself in secondary school.

Teacher : The projector is broken!
Student : Let's Call the Wizard King!
Student 2: Go, Wizard!

by China Dash October 1, 2016

king wizard

A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).

Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.

Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.

Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.

Dude 2: What?

by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020

King wizard

When you are too good to be true, and have lived long enough to believe in yourself

How did you know that?
Well im the king wizard

by Breezybabie February 21, 2022

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

KGATLW is an Australian band that performs all kinds of music. A few examples of the genres they write for are: psychedelic rock, progressive rock, psychedelic pop, jazz, acid rock, soul, folk, metal, and thrash metal. They've pumped out 15 full length albums and 2 EPs as of September 2019, 5 of these albums were published all in 2017.

Stu Mackenzie – vocals, guitar, keyboards, piano, synthesizer, Mellotron, flute, bass guitar, saxophone, clarinet, sitar,

zurna, percussion
Ambrose Kenny-Smith – vocals, harmonica, keyboards, synthesizer, organ, piano, guitar, percussion
Joey Walker – guitar, keyboards, synthesizer, bass guitar, vocals, organ, setar, percussion
Cook Craig – guitar, bass guitar, vocals, synthesizer, keyboards
Lucas Skinner – bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals
Michael Cavanagh – drums, percussion
Eric Moore – drums, percussion, theremin, keyboards, management

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard somehow released 5 high quality albums in 2017, they're all geniuses!

by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician September 8, 2019

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Best band of all time

Person 1: Hey do you listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Both: *Instantly Fuck*

by Nicktendo69Lmao March 6, 2022

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock

by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017