Wizard King

A person, typically male, who has reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

Damn, he looks like he never gets laid. Definitely going to become a wizard king some day.

by Donkeybonktor January 7, 2021

Wizard King

1. What the IT guy called himself in secondary school.

Teacher : The projector is broken!
Student : Let's Call the Wizard King!
Student 2: Go, Wizard!

by China Dash October 1, 2016

king wizard

A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).

Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.

Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.

Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.

Dude 2: What?

by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020

King wizard

When you are too good to be true, and have lived long enough to believe in yourself

How did you know that?
Well im the king wizard

by Breezybabie February 21, 2022