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To softly karate chip someone in the armpit
Peter: Did you just wittah that guy?
Jimmy Neutron: Yes **Wittahs Peter** WITTAAHHHH
Wittah by Idkxwhyyyyy March 16, 2019
Words you can keep
1. "Wittchu" is shorter slang for "with you." It is pronounced "witt-chu" sounds kind of like "witch-you" but it has nothing to do with a witch, halloween or anything else like that as far as the word's slang definition.
1. I was wonderen wassup wittchu today man!

Which in other words means...

I was wondering what's up with you today, man! or

I was wondering what your problem is today. or

I was wondering what you are doing today. or

"Ebonically" (in Ebonics)

(*Hint Hint*) >>>> Can I hang out with ya today?

Inferring that: (I aint got anything else goin' on man, so maybe I can chillax with you.)
wittchu by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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Wattahead 

A head that belongs in a zoo.
Bob: I HATE YOU!
Fred: WATTAHEAD!

Steven: wtf is with you
Ava: Atleast I don't have randoms calling out "WATTAHEAD" from the other side of the street bitch!
Lilli: BOOM!
Andrew: Wait let me think of a comeback! Let me just finish sucking this guys dick!
Wattahead by i like coco pops August 28, 2010
Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.
I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!
Wittarded by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

witthead 

witthead is a bomb that can, shape shift, multiply, and cut himself into mind floatable shapes for example he can turn brands into his own brand, the witthead things or also hold things and is strong friends whit supah cool kid or for short S.C.K
but what about how to use witthead in a conversation? : honestly I don't even know
witthead by witthead himself June 18, 2022
Worcester Massachusetts. It’s there. It’s less expensive than Boston, still expensive, but a little less expensive than Boston.
Freaking Wistah. I took a trip with Peter Pan once…but we only made it to Worcester, Never-again Land.
Wistah by Toll Booth Willie April 14, 2023

Popcorn witta spoon 

When some dumb ugly nigga eat popcorn witta spoon
Shut up ugly nigga you prolly eat popcorn witta spoon
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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