Wise Man 

When you have a caffeine drink and weed together to get amped up for the day.

Rob started getting that 2:30 feeling so he had a Wise Man

Wise Man by Darfyjones June 17, 2017

Wise man 

A guy who was a hippie in the 1960's hippie generation and who now has joined the neohippie movement. So called because he has a lot of experence with being a hippie in the 1960's to pass along to second hippie generation.

John's dad's a wise man he was at the first woodstock.

Wise man by Deep blue 2012 April 6, 2010

wise man 

Weird awkward asian kid, possibily a loner. Will sometimes play chess with himself outside even in the harshest canadian winter weather.Prone to be used as the center focus of a joke.
Looks wise. But, in truth deeply disturbed.

HA! Look at wise man. It's fucking minus 30 and he playing chess.

"Trr ta ta ta", wise man

"Whaaa, what's the probleme?", wise man

wise man by anonymous April 7, 2005

wise man time 

The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.

‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh’
‘Yeah bruh, need some wise man time after gettin blue balls like that’

wise man time by some broke nigga August 2, 2019

wise man syndrome 

When someone quits weed and gets really introspective and wise and shit

bro 1. we should go party

bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome

wise man syndrome by smelly booger 123 May 9, 2024

Chinese wise man 

A breed of goat that has a prodominetely large amount of chin hair, resembling an old chinese wise man

That goat looks like a chinese wise man

Chinese wise man by Micha E l Dunn April 21, 2009

Yadiel The Wise Man

A person who posts inspirational quotes on their bios or Instagram page. They are to live by unless you want to live a basic life.

I got some great advice on a great pooping strategy from Yadiel The Wise Man.

Yadiel The Wise Man by PROFSMARTY April 9, 2021