Wisconsin Buttery 

The act of lubricating your veiny, girthy shaft with a melted, moist ©Land O Lakes stick of butter and proceeding to stuffing your buttered-up cock into that tight vagina (starchy sex is the best sex).

In order to bring some much needed life into our marriage, I surprised my wife with the good ol' Wisconsin Buttery.

Wisconsin Buttery by HugeBallGirth August 28, 2016

Buttery Wisconsin 

When you stick a big veiny bastard into a country crock tub of butter proceeding to get a crazy hand job while smearing excessive amounts of butter on her ass hole, then inserting your dick deep into a chicks ass while cutting the cheese (fart)(stink nugget).

Keep running your mouth, im gunna have to take you in the back and give you a buttery wisconsin.

I cheesed on you bitch last night.

Shit gets buttery when im lowced out.

I gave your bitch a b-dub.

Buttery Wisconsin by Shawn (Somthin Nasty) Jenkins June 4, 2009

Buttery Wisconsin 

When a man is penetrating a woman from behind, and during the heat of the moment proceeds to lick the sweat running down her back from the crack up.

Dude, I was slamming your sister doggy-style last night and gave her a real salty buttery wisconsin.

Buttery Wisconsin by chunkofcreature July 2, 2011

Wisconsin butter cup

Someone who likes boys

Aldin is a Wisconsin butter cup

Wisconsin butter cup by Bofadeez69 October 18, 2022

Wisconsin butter churn

Filling a vagina with milk and cracking till it turns too butter.

Jonah vollmar Wisconsin butter churns and eats it on whole wheat bread.

Wisconsin butter churn by Wjhfhdbaksihrrh March 2, 2026

Wisconsin Butter Trombone

The act of duping a girl into googling a potentially disgusting sexual feat when really you just want to let her know that you’re thinking about her.

I totally Wisconsin Butter Tromboned my crush today.

Wisconsin Butter Trombone by axiomreality August 12, 2026