Winterhaven
Winterhaven by car__man__will April 3, 2009
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Person 1: Dude have you guys kissed yet?
Person 2: Nah my girlfriend is one of those winterhaven girls
Person 2: Nah my girlfriend is one of those winterhaven girls
winterhaven girls by oatmealftw February 14, 2012
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Winter Haven
1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa.
4) Snowbird central.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa.
4) Snowbird central.
Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!
Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...
Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?
Person 2: Good question...
Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?
Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!
Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??
Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winter Haven by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008
Winter Haven
A city in Central Florida almost directly between Tampa and Orlando! Not much to do but sit in a parking lot and BS with friends, drink at house parties (that you're not allowed inside for), and hang out on the lakes. It is the location of Cypress Gardens Adventure Park. Beware of the ALLIGATORS! They're everywhere!
My friends and I live in Winter Haven where we have nothing better to do than waist time doing nothing.
Winter Haven by *Scotty* August 11, 2008
Winter Haven
I went to the Wal-Mart in Winter Haven and I saw two women that weighed 675 lbs, had two teeth and were wearing bikinis!
Winter Haven by mommytails June 17, 2008
wintervention
1)Intervention of warm weather from the cold "winter" like weather.
2)Intervention of cold "winter" like weather from hot weather.
2)Intervention of cold "winter" like weather from hot weather.
wintervention by Dennis Dipp February 2, 2009
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.