Windows pain 

(Not to be confused with window pain.) The protracted and excruciating pain of having to wait for Windows software to work.

Interrogator: Are you going to tell me about the plot, or do I need to take out the Windows PC?
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.

John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz

Windows pain by SoberDicktionary January 27, 2021

Window Pain 

Pain that comes from watching a loved one leave through the window

X: I lied to her again, now I have to watch her leave through the window

Y: Guess that's why they call it window pain..

Window Pain by IamBeowolf January 9, 2011

Window Pain 

Pain that comes from putting yourself in somebody else's shoes (windowing or looking through a mirror)

I automatically window pain when my mom suffers.

Window Pain by IMJean May 30, 2019

window pain 

Window Pain
To Window Pain is to take LSD by using a eye dropper,
and placing drops into the eye. It is a fast and effective
way to take acid inducing the desired effect almost emediatly.

Mr. Stickey Ickey Window Pained Some Acid today.

window pain by Mr. Stickey Ickey July 20, 2008

Paint the Windows Shut

Paiting the glass and seams of a window in a crack house so that "The neighbors can't look in and the (crack, weed) smoke can't get out."

CRACKHEAD 1:
"I found an old paint can outside."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Oh, hell yeah!"

CRACKHEAD 1:
"Paint the windows shut. Paint the windows shut."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Paint the window shut. Paint the window shut."

Paint the Windows Shut by Rick-from-chicago October 12, 2007

dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.

- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."

dead window painting by austinhaws October 18, 2008

Window Painting 

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety

Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

Window Painting by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018