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Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.
I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.
Windows CEMeNT by Independence76 October 27, 2009

windows media center edition

A new windows operating system. Designed on tried and true xp pro, it has a wide range of new features that prevent you from copying cds and dvds, downloading unlisenced shit from kazaa, and giving the RIAA a back door to ur computer
Windows media center edition is gay. XP pro is much better.

Certified for Windows Vista 

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.
Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

windowsexual 

A windowsexual is a person who is attracted to windows, he/she likes to fuck a window.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.
Man: *enters bedroom*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*
windowsexual by wq.bi October 24, 2019

Windowsed 

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.
I think you've been Windowsed.
Windowsed by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010

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The U L T I M A T E level of boredom
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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