Windows CE 

An operating system, made specifically for PDA's, and is used in all modern notetakers for the blind.

I use Windows CE most of the time for my Internet work. Sometimes I use XP, though.

Windows CE by Seshie March 8, 2009

Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.

I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.

Windows CEMeNT by Independence76 October 27, 2009

windows media center edition

A new windows operating system. Designed on tried and true xp pro, it has a wide range of new features that prevent you from copying cds and dvds, downloading unlisenced shit from kazaa, and giving the RIAA a back door to ur computer

Windows media center edition is gay. XP pro is much better.

windows media center edition by someone October 21, 2003

Certified for Windows Vista 

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

Certified for Windows Vista by luna nueva July 13, 2009

windowsexual 

A windowsexual is a person who is attracted to windows, he/she likes to fuck a window.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.

Man: *enters bedroom*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*

windowsexual by wq.bi October 24, 2019

Windowsed 

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.

I think you've been Windowsed.

Windowsed by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010

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The U L T I M A T E level of boredom

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Esc 123456789-= Backspace Tab qwertyuiop[]\ CapsLockasdfghjkl;' Enter LeftShift zxcvbnm,./ RightShift LCtrl WindowsKey LAlt Spacebar RAlt FN [-] RCtrl by DzpanTV June 26, 2021