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Windmilled 

When you fart in front of a fan and the moving air blows the stench in someones face
Damnit Janet, seriously, you just windmilled me, that smell is awful!
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WindMilled 

When a male is performing sexual intercourse with another male by sitting on his lap and the force from the bouncing cause the top male's penis to spin like a windmill.

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Hey Jim! Why are you in such a good mood today?

Jim: Oh man! I got windmilled by a 9 incher last night!
WindMilled by Navychief929 August 1, 2016

windmill headbanging 

To headbang in a circular motion.

When someone's listening to hard rock/heavy metal reaches to an epic level, normal headbanging can't coupe with the sheer power of it. That's when windmilling comes to play.

Goes great if the person has long hair and a brain as strong an Air Force pilot's ('cause it'll gives you some fucking powerful headaches if you're not careful).
Windmill headbanging, harder to do but much more fun to watch than normal headbanging.

"Fuck, man! Listening to Amon Amarth, Morbid Angel and Cannibal Corpse is giving me the urge to windmill my head off!"
windmill headbanging by RROMM August 28, 2007

Windmill Dick Slap

When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.

Windmill of Friendship 

An ironic name for the swastika, primarily used in shit posting.
This is the windmill of friendship 卐 Repost if you also love your friends

Windmill of bones 

The superior fightingstyle in any situation. it involves the user verticaly rotating both arms with clenched fists and then charging the victim
Nigga I would like to see your taekondoshit go up against the windmill of bones you wouldn't stand a chance.

Asian Windmill 

The process of performing the 69 position (partners placing their mouthes on each others naughty spots) while doing cartwheels.
Last night this chick let me do the Asian Windmill with her.
Asian Windmill by yes man 22 December 18, 2011
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