Wilson's Grammar School 

A selective state school well known for its popular drag contest and abysmal rugby league table results, frequently demolished by WCGS and occasionally by Wallington High School for Girls. Notable ex-pupils include Joey Essex, Abhishek Pathal, owner of the corner shop down the road, and Kevin Stevenson, Daniel Radcliffe's stunt double in the 3rd Harry Potter movie. At least they have a great Rubix cube club.

Bob: What school do you go to?
Jimmy: Wilson's Grammar School. Do you know it?
Bob: Is that the school who won the Sutton curling competition?
Jimmy: Yes, and I was named player of the match and won a signed Rubix cube. Lucky me!

Wilson's Grammar School by Milkman 212 December 8, 2017

Wilson's Grammar School 

Currently known as the Top 1 secondary school in the UK for GCSE grades, as of 2017. Despite the hard work the students must do, Wilson's consistently dominate other schools such as WCGS and attain a high percentage of A*s.

Wilson's Grammar School was originally built and founded in Camberwell by Edward Wilson in 1615, but was rebuilt in Wallington.

Wilson's Grammar School by DefinitionsThroughExperience October 22, 2017

Wilsons grammar school 

Wilsons is a pretty shit school all in all. If you go wilsons yes you will be almost guarenteed great GCSE grades, however you will also be guarenteed no social life or atleast no social skills. To identify a ‘wilsonian’ simply introduce them to a female and see them tremble and fidget, ultimately collapsing into a ball on the ground, saliva dribbling off their bottom lip.

Wilsons grammar school:

Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?

Functioning human 2: shit

Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?

Functioning human 2: Wilsons!

Wilsons grammar school by ShalomJackie October 30, 2018

Wilsons grammar school

A Homosexual Boys Grammar School full of gambling addicts who only got into the school by choosing random answers on the 11+ and somehow getting enough right to get in to the school. One thing you may notice among the gay sex and drag performances is the lack of ability to talk to women as due to their foul odour the girls they try to talk to run away from them very fast.

P1: Have you heard of that place with the shit rugby team?
P2: Wilsons grammar school? of course I have its nationally know for that!

Wilsons grammar school by -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- October 13, 2025