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Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx 

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.
I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

Illustrated 

The horrible portmanteau of 'ill' and 'frustrated', attributed to Adam Irons.
"Mrs. Crouse, this computer be gettin' me illustrated!"
Illustrated by DWheeler January 18, 2009

Sports Illustrated 

Something this isn't.
"This isn't sports illustrated...... How is this team's name URBAN SLANG? You want sports? This definition is a pile of steaming horse-hockey!!" -- Some obnoxious sack of horse shit