In other words, Rough As Fuck,
a town within County Durham near Crook and Bishop Auckland. Ran by dealers, smack rats, wanna-be pykies and
pure chavs.
Don’t come expecting a quiet night . All you hear is boy racer cars and dirt bikes 24:7 . And if you find your self in one of the local pubs, don’t stare at someone you don’t know for longer than 4.9 seconds as that tends to be the instigation for a fight - started by “who you fuckin lookin at like , haway then”
“Mam I’m going to Willington for a few hours”
“Okay Son, make
sure you leave your shoelaces at home, cause you
sure as fuck won’t be leaving Willington with any”