Willicun 

A term used to describe someone/something who has really annoyed you, who you would normally refer to out loud as a Cunt but can't because of your Boss or someone who might be offended and sack you. It's a mixture of the childish term Willy to describe male gentials and the derogertary term Cunt to describe female gentials, and even though you may sound like a complete twat saying it out loud, because they won't understand what you've said your less likely to get sacked! or punched.

OMG that Willicun of a stapler just made me bleed

Your such a Willicun, just get out

Louise "shut up you fuck"
Martin "bitch"
Louise "arsehole"
Martin "willicun"
Louise "wah?"
Martin "yeh!"

Willicun by FruityloveFiona June 6, 2007

tit willican 

A proper tit willican is when you are getting oral from a beezy, and you take a spoon and scoop out her eyeball, and then proceed to fuck her eyesocket. However, this is only a true tit willican if immediately following this act you eat Italian food (Pizza counts).

Dude, last night I was getting blown by this bitch, and all of the sudden she starts grinding her teeth on my shaft. I had to give her the old tit willican. Never have I ever had a better bowl of spaghetti.

tit willican by gnarly guy January 5, 2009

willicum 

Willicum is a guy named William who can take more dicks than he can count.

Wow, look at Willicum go

willicum by Jaxon Applebees March 28, 2022

willicus 

A genuinely massive guy. Biggest guy on the internet. 6 foot 3 and counting. Big don.

Guy1: Hey man have you seen the new Willicus video?
Guy2: No, but i’ve heard he’s Massive. (208subs)
Guy1: Yeah he’s a rather tall individual

willicus by ManaMC Fan December 28, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019