William Brian

Williams are the silliest people you would ever meet. Williams do not have much intelligence, as their brains are about the size of a walnut. They often think that they are the best at everything, but they actually are the worst. Williams are very dumb. If you ask them 1+1, they will say George Washington.

“A tree, a racoon, a bin, and William Brian.”

William Brian by Deerw4t5ykmgh June 11, 2020

A total Brian Williams 

When someone embellishes a story about an experience they had, but the other people who were there quickly call them out in their bullshit.

Adam: "Yeah, these dudes at the bar were talking shit so I broke my beer bottle and threatened to cut them."

Stephen: "No, you didn't. They were laughing at your fedora, so you went to a booth and made fun of them when they were out of earshot. You're such a total Brian Williams."

A total Brian Williams by Jessi loves Chicago February 14, 2015

The Brian Williams 

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

The Brian Williams by Archanimal February 8, 2015

The Brian Williams 

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

The Brian Williams by Archanimal February 8, 2015

Brian Williams 

God. Brian Williams is a news anchor on Nightly News on NBC. He is the best living anchorman today.

Random Person: Who is Brian Williams?
News Enthusiast: God.

Brian Williams by Coexistence November 30, 2009

William And Bianca 

The best couple you will ever find, Will make hideous looking children and often go for dates at swings. At first they may appear friends but oh... its more than that! They will grow up to live outside Mcdonalds together talking about the good old days whilst listening to Justin Bieber. On their wedding day they will slow dance to 23 by Miley Cyrus followed by a twerk to I will always love you by Whitney Huston. They will grow overly obese due to the large amount of Chocolate caramel slice consumed daily. William And Bianca <3 Heart for life (BC + WK)

William: Babe lets go fetch us some cats, lets say 52, from the animal shelter.
Bianca: Aww your so sweet
William: I know I am, lets strut on down there dowg.
Bianca: OOHH WILLI WILLI BUM BUM YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME FEEL SWEG.
William And Bianca for life #hart

William And Bianca by Butt Cheeks & Wee Kup December 7, 2013

Brian Williams 

He is the best person in the world. He makes you laugh and always makes you happy. He can make your day better by simply walking into the room. He is an amazing friend and just an all around good person. He is really cute, and if you are ever lucky enough to be his girlfriend, friend, or whatever, you should keep him forever.

I like Brian, Brian Williams.
Well then ask him out, he likes you too you know.

Brian Williams by Brian Wiilliams November 7, 2020