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Willemstan 

A small government formed by inside jokes between 3 friends and has evolved into a full blown cult and has successfully collected taxes, and created multiple fake identities to be used at their own disposal. All of the military officials and acronyms for government services form innapporpiate, vulgar, or stupid words. This country was originally founded at a middle school on a chromebook. Their principles combine the worst parts of communist, capitalist, and socialist ideals.

Acronyms:

WE-PP, the Willemstan Extremist Peoples’ Party
COC, Center of Commands and Operations (a dos prompt app)
WENIS, Willemstan Entertainment, News, and Informational Services, a pirate radio station
DIX, Direct Instructions Extension, a file extension for Willemstan DOS apps
And the non innapropiate ones: the Willemstan Depertment of Edupropaganda, and the Willemstan Industrial Union

Willemstan has made and distributed its own mix tapes, for $2.50

Willemstan has a 40 rank ranking system, a constitutuiln, a discord, a google classroom, and a lot of other exploited free internet services

Founded in Williamston, Michigan, in December 2017.
GLORY TO WILLEMSTAN
Willemstan by Kewlree October 22, 2018
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Christopher Matheo Willumstad

Stor chain rundt kuken og har alltid litt ost å spise under forhuden. Og karen like ralph lauren. Han eier også et kondomeri og bar, og har øyne over 1000 kondomer.
hey christopher matheo willumstad! you got some spare cheese?
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