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Will R is really nice and is always there to protect you even at school dancing when you are with your friends dancing with some guy he will always push that guy out of the way. He is super sweet and people try to make him made when really they should be trying to be become friends with him because if you are friends with Will R you know you always have someone to talk to.
"where is Will R"

"Over there helping that ancient lady cross the street"
"AWWW Will R to the rescue"
will r by hotspiceypepppa July 8, 2016
An adjective or verb to be used when someone royally fouls up an event by switching the date of said event, or otherwise causing general confusion regarding a social gathering that had been set in stone.
(adj) "Stop being so Will R. about this party! You said it was on Saturday, so it's going to fucking BE on Saturday!"

(v.) "Sorry to Will R. our lunch date, but I have to switch it to next Monday."
Will R. by skullie66693 December 15, 2008

heads will roll 

people will be dismissed, punished, ruined, etc
If any of you violate the dress code again, heads will roll.
heads will roll by Light Joker November 20, 2005

I will rag you

I will rag you by madison ave. and 42nd!
I will rag you by frankietheragger September 5, 2011

We Will Rock You 

Probably the best known song ever. It's by Queen, 1977, not '78, you pedophile! released with We are the Champions on "News of the World", they were often played back to back on radio stations because they followed into each other so well.

Queen pwns.
Aah
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place

Chorus

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody betta put you back into your place

Chorus x2

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script 

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:
"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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