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Wildfires 

Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.
Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will. Stomping your feet won't do anything to a fire that's still burning, anymore than it will do anything about injustice. The fire has to be extinguished before stomping on the embers does anything.
Wildfires by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Colorado wildfire 

A sexual act in which, just before the man ejaculates, He lights the womans pubic hair on fire, Then extngiushes it with his fire hose of cum. Saving the day as as a firefighter.

Sierra Wildfire 

The sexual act of defecating on one's partner. Particularly if the excrement is massive and remains undisturbed in it's cylindrical form. Origin: The act in itself is to populate your partner's chest with large hot steaming logs of poo, this is in direct correlation with the event of a wildfire in the sierra forest which would expectedly result in hot and steamy giant sequoias populated throughout.
Becky to Alicia: "Oh my god. I think tonight's the night that Bobby is going to give me my first Sierra Wildfire. I hope they're big."
Sierra Wildfire by squatchnextdoor October 7, 2011

pubic-wildfire

When one long pube gets lit on fire and causes a chain reaction of fire that spreads through out your body.
Dude, my i had such a bad pubic-wildfire yesterday. Hence the missing eyebrow.
pubic-wildfire by KEeeEEEEeeeeeEe January 11, 2012

California Wildfire 

A sex position where the male puts lighter fluid on his penis and lights it on fire and you see how long you can last.
Jim: “Hey bro you have fun last night?”
Tom: “yeah bro me and my girl did California wildfire last night and I lasted a whole 9 seconds but now I’ve got second degree burns”
Jim: “nice nibba”

Louisiana Wildfire 

The act of lighting your partners pubes on fire, and putting the fire out with your cum.
She wanted a hot evening, so I gave her the Louisiana Wildfire.
Louisiana Wildfire by FastyBlasty January 10, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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