wildebeast

A rotund, excessively hairy and putrid female specimen, who, while not quite Jabba the Hutt quality, still requires a male with normal standards to ingest approximately a 12-pack of non-Light beer before sexual intercourse is deemed an acceptable course of action.

Look at Scott hit on that wildebeast. He must be shitfaced!

by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

wildebeast

A girl whom has the looks,intelligence, size and stench of a wildebeast. Sometimes discovered in bed after a night of TMD drinking. Normally followed by a sense of shame and heavy application of antimicrobal soap to groin/anus.

" Dude, how much did you drink last night? You hooked up with a wildebeast!"

by fecal blast February 11, 2003

Wildebeast

A spiteful unattractive woman who favors a man in appearance. They say beauty is only skin deep, but it's her personality that makes her ugly. If she were nice, then she wouldn't catch so many insults from people. She is usually an alcoholic with unresolved issues.

Wildebeasts are mean to pretty girls, but you have to consider their resentment and bitterness.
I was taken aback by the appearance of Felicia as she looked like a wildebeast while insulting me saying my clothes didn't match.

by MadamexXx March 13, 2009

wildebeast

a menstruating woman that bleeds on everything she touches, whilst hunting for male prey. usually rotund in size and the fatal odour has known to attract woodland animals

Get the wildebeast out of our campsite, before the parade of deers trample us

by Jonathan Veltman February 3, 2005

Wildebeast

Referring to a female (or potentially a male) who looks to be cobbled together from the parts of other females that don't seem to relate properly in terms of overall structure.

That girl had dynamite legs but fat arms. She's like a wildebeast... just doesn't look right.

by FemaleDryness May 28, 2012

Wildebeast Bath

The tub after your first shave of the Spring season.

My son says that the bathtub looks like a Wilde Beast took a bath after I shave for the first time after Winter.

"It's Spring, time for my Wildebeast bath" hahahhhaaa

by Justycekaye45 July 23, 2021

shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.

MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

by Matt Evening May 25, 2007