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wilburman 

He who likes the company of younger boys.
Wilburman: "Hello little boy, would you like a friendly wrestle?"

Little Boy: "No fuck off you filthy cunt."

Wilburman: "There's a tenner in it for you."
wilburman by l.o.t.m January 27, 2004

wilburman 

Mean Champion of Justice; Popular retired wrestling champion, who made his millions by kicking Chamber's flappy ass all over the planet, and made his billions by selling a Virtual Reality technology to Bill Gates; the jealousy of every man and woman in and out of the wrestling world; bigger hero than The Boss claims; down right nice guy.
"I LOVE YOU WILBURMAN!" Caligula, 14th February 2000.
wilburman by ChAmBeRs #1 fAn January 27, 2004

Wilburing Device 

The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!
Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?
Wilburing Device by Wrighty January 15, 2006

wilbursinnit 

A person on tiktok who is my mutual 😵😻
Person 1: who is wilbursinnit?
Me: back in the old days....

Wilburbating 

Masterbating during a "pre-shower" bath.

(a bath taken immediately prior to taking a shower, for the alleged purpose of relaxing ones back muscles)
Adam is in the bathroom wilburbating. He should shower then be out soon.
Wilburbating by 6.7Cummins July 28, 2014
- Term used to identify as a Wilbur Soot stan
- Used to call one or yourself a fan of YouTuber Wilbur Soot's Content
"They are wearing Wilbur Soot Merch, they must be a Wilburian!"
Wilburian by Foxabi March 22, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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