wilburman

fat, balding under sexed chinese ex -wrestler who wears a kilt. Has sex once a year , like little boys and haggis. Devoted lover of Polly the sheep and mortal enemy of Chamber the great.

That Wilburmans such a wanker

by Raven Sinclair January 20, 2004

wilburman

He who likes the company of younger boys.

Wilburman: "Hello little boy, would you like a friendly wrestle?"

Little Boy: "No fuck off you filthy cunt."

Wilburman: "There's a tenner in it for you."

by l.o.t.m January 27, 2004

wilburman

Mean Champion of Justice; Popular retired wrestling champion, who made his millions by kicking Chamber's flappy ass all over the planet, and made his billions by selling a Virtual Reality technology to Bill Gates; the jealousy of every man and woman in and out of the wrestling world; bigger hero than The Boss claims; down right nice guy.

"I LOVE YOU WILBURMAN!" Caligula, 14th February 2000.

by ChAmBeRs #1 fAn January 27, 2004

Wilburing Device

The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!

Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?

by Wrighty January 15, 2006

wilbursinnit

A person on tiktok who is my mutual 😵😻

Person 1: who is wilbursinnit?
Me: back in the old days....

by Wilbursinnitsfavmutual September 1, 2021

Wilburbating

Masterbating during a "pre-shower" bath.

(a bath taken immediately prior to taking a shower, for the alleged purpose of relaxing ones back muscles)

Adam is in the bathroom wilburbating. He should shower then be out soon.

by 6.7Cummins July 28, 2014

Wilburian

- Term used to identify as a Wilbur Soot stan
- Used to call one or yourself a fan of YouTuber Wilbur Soot's Content

"They are wearing Wilbur Soot Merch, they must be a Wilburian!"

by Foxabi March 22, 2022