Wigglytard

That one person that we all know who wears those spring loaded ,wiggly,sometimes lighted headbands available around the holiday

My wife the wigglytard has a wiggly headband for every holiday .

by philnkel February 11, 2018

Willytard

An insult calling someone both a willy and a retard simultaneously, if that's possible.

Girl 1: Oh my God, my hair's on fire!
Girl 2: Stupid willytard.

by LillyLivered February 5, 2009

Nigglytarded waffle fucker

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.

Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?

by Piss_shitter January 21, 2024