Wigglytard

That one person that we all know who wears those spring loaded ,wiggly,sometimes lighted headbands available around the holiday

My wife the wigglytard has a wiggly headband for every holiday .

Wigglytard by philnkel February 11, 2018

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Willytard

An insult calling someone both a willy and a retard simultaneously, if that's possible.

Girl 1: Oh my God, my hair's on fire!
Girl 2: Stupid willytard.

Willytard by LillyLivered February 5, 2009

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Nigglytarded waffle fucker

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.

Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?

Nigglytarded waffle fucker by Piss_shitter January 21, 2024

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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