Wiggle my waggle

To have someone fondle with your groin area

Boy 1: Hey man you suck!
Boy 2: Oh, Wiggle my waggle.

Wiggle my waggle by Wolfning April 11, 2026

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Waggle My Wiggle

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler

Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE

Waggle My Wiggle by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023

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Wiggle My Squiggle

This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".

<robot>hentai doesn't wiggle my squiggle

Wiggle My Squiggle by robot September 14, 2005

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Wiggle my pillow

Drink please!

“wiggle my pillow I’m thirsty”

Wiggle my pillow by Jfsc November 4, 2018

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Iggle my wiggle

To masturbate(for males)

"I like to iggle my wiggle while watching pornhub" - Someone who loves pornhub

Iggle my wiggle by stardustmcflurry June 21, 2016

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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