Wifeable

1 A woman that's qualified enough to be a wife.
2 A woman that deserves to be a wife.

Dad: "Some females are wifeable, some are only fuckable."
Son: "But dad how can I know?"
Dad: "If she's sexually monopolizable son, if she's sexually monopolizable..."
Son: "Roger that, searching for a lady that's both wifeable & fuckable at the same time."
Dad: "THAT'S MY SON!!!"

by Fmrkooo March 9, 2021