joey wiegert 

joey wiegert, is a woman pleaser, and loves them right by default. howe]ver, he is not boy friend matierial kinda guy, he will make whoever he talks to, feel like their the only one in the world. although this is very bad, he also gives you the truth about everything, and that he will nvr hurt you, he will always make you feel special and wanted, even if he's not with you. so next time you go looking for this guy, make sure you keep your gaurd up. but who knows he might change for that special somone and and make that someone the happiest woman in the world, by giving her the world :)

joey wiegert nvr

joey wiegert by Call ME CRazY 101 October 25, 2010

Wingert 

totally awesome and ah-mazing

Dude! That home-run was wingert!

Wingert by baseballchick45 July 17, 2009

Wienertunity 

1. An opportunity for your wiener. Such as a slutty girl that's had a lot to drink, or your friend's horny sister.

Upon arriving at the club...

Fella 1: Man look at all them bitches
Fella 2: Oh yeah, tons of wienertunity here...
Fella 1: Fo Sho

Wienertunity by Andy1984 March 14, 2008

wienertizer 

:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: A prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target's penis, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. The wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single assailant hidden beneath said table. A classic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple "friends" who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the assailant from the table.

Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.

Dan (To Mike): Hey Dan, look over there! Is that tucan?
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!

wienertizer by The Frenchman from France March 10, 2010

Wiegered 

The act of being that guy in Vegas that dates prostitutes and takes them to to a very expensive dinner and then having them watch you gamble, so when other guys see you they say "I wish I was that guy"

Jeff flew to Vegas last weekend and totally Wiegered this hooker for 4 hours. Every guy in the casino knew Jeff had to have been one of those guys.

Wiegered by Thatguy1969 October 14, 2014

wieger 

an incredible young fella who is not so tall. He may be Dutch but he is as small as a dwarf. He secretly has a monster cock but doesn't use it because he is no simp. He has an amazing brother who is always around, even when you want to masturbate

Girl: "OMG he is so small"
Guy: "That is my dutch friend Wieger."

wieger by volleybalprof November 26, 2020

wienertank 

a bunch of hot dogs in a tank of water

"hey mark, check out that wienertank"
"hey mark, do you think we could fit one more into that wienertank?"

wienertank by merrrrk March 13, 2018