1. The act of dramatically exaggerating the symptoms of a mild medical condition for the purposes of gaining special treatment or an "easy way out." Typically characterized by elaborate histrionics bordering on complete absurdity. An individual who has a noted tendency to perform a wedemeyer on a regular basis is often referred to as an ass clown.
2. Can also be used to describe the act of fabricating the symptoms of a completely nonexistent medical condition for the same purposes.
Jim didn't feel like taking his midterm, so he pulled a wedemeyer and pretended he was having an anxiety attack the night before.
He packs a fat dip and he rolls downtown on his green tractor he ain't fuckin around. Hes got a flip phone like it's the year 2000. Also he gon steal his sister and make it his wife. He's the meanest most rooting tooting cowboy in north collins. Also he IS the king of the bunk.
Hey you see Nicholas Ronald Wittmeyer? He's the king of the bunk.