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Nick Ronald wittmeyer 

Always packing the bunk and the dip
Hey nick Ronald wittmeyer you going to pack the bunk

*punch*
1. The act of dramatically exaggerating the symptoms of a mild medical condition for the purposes of gaining special treatment or an "easy way out." Typically characterized by elaborate histrionics bordering on complete absurdity. An individual who has a noted tendency to perform a wedemeyer on a regular basis is often referred to as an ass clown.

2. Can also be used to describe the act of fabricating the symptoms of a completely nonexistent medical condition for the same purposes.
Jim didn't feel like taking his midterm, so he pulled a wedemeyer and pretended he was having an anxiety attack the night before.
Wedemeyer by Jim Wordsmith October 18, 2008
A situation in which the outcome is horrific due to a lie or false information being given.
"Yesterday I had a real wiedmayer on my hands thanks to you."
wiedmayer by sailorboy88 February 19, 2010

wiedmyer 

a person who immediately forgets/lies when confronted.
the young kid acted wiedmyer when asked if he had broke the lamp.
wiedmyer by purple cd January 25, 2010

Nicholas Ronald Wittmeyer

He packs a fat dip and he rolls downtown on his green tractor he ain't fuckin around. Hes got a flip phone like it's the year 2000. Also he gon steal his sister and make it his wife. He's the meanest most rooting tooting cowboy in north collins. Also he IS the king of the bunk.
Hey you see Nicholas Ronald Wittmeyer? He's the king of the bunk.
Nicholas Ronald Wittmeyer by W33bi September 9, 2019

wiedmaier 

A Last name that has No record of where it came from or why the ancestors of this person took on this name.
Littarly no one knows where it comes from.
"where the fuck did the last name wiedmaier come from"
wiedmaier by Glassjungle April 4, 2020