Wedemeyer

1. The act of dramatically exaggerating the symptoms of a mild medical condition for the purposes of gaining special treatment or an "easy way out." Typically characterized by elaborate histrionics bordering on complete absurdity. An individual who has a noted tendency to perform a wedemeyer on a regular basis is often referred to as an ass clown.

2. Can also be used to describe the act of fabricating the symptoms of a completely nonexistent medical condition for the same purposes.

Jim didn't feel like taking his midterm, so he pulled a wedemeyer and pretended he was having an anxiety attack the night before.

Wedemeyer by Jim Wordsmith October 18, 2008

wehrmeyer 

A homosexual man who consistently flirts with women who are in relationships.

That guy over there is a real wehrmeyer. He keeps hitting on my girl, but everyone knows he is gay.

wehrmeyer by Dr. ithinkalot August 24, 2009

Wiedmeyer 

Attractive people who mostly lack any useful knowledge. Tend to swear and talk more often than not.

Never a dull moment with Wiedmeyer.

Wiedmeyer by BiggestKlank May 29, 2023