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A small working-class industrial town situated on the better side of the River Mersey.Often referred to as smelly widnes, however nowadys outsiders entering widnes experience the smell from factories bordering the neighbouring towns,not actually widnes.

Also home to Widnes RLFC "The Chemics" now formerly known as The Widnes Vikings, one of only 9 clubs to win the World Club Challenge

The better of the local North West towns to live in.
I`d rather live in smelly Widnes than runcorn which is full of plastic scousers and smackheads
I`d rather live in Widnes than wanky warrington full of wire chavs and bleached hair bunny boilers
I`d rather live in Widnes than inbred st.helens full of halfwit pie eatin wannabe`s
Widnes by wool dog February 23, 2011
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Home to the Widnes Vikings

First team to beat Warrington Wolves at their new ground and that will go down in history
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it wire scum
widnes by Jay June 10, 2004
Home of the Widnes Vikings; a smelly place thanks to ICI.
"I can't believe we went to smelly Widnes and lost to the Vikings
Widnes by Anne Onymus September 30, 2003
a smelly industrial town with a high population of crack and smack heads thanks to being resided next to runcorn. Also home to the widnes vikings who luckily survived another season.
1)Man,stay away from widnes full of crackheads.
2)Widnes Vikings 0 Runcorn under 11's 67
Widnes by my name isnt important September 29, 2004
a small town in the northwest, i call it a shithole myself as 3/4 of its population are either addicted to crack or live on the street,

home to ROSIE "FOD" O'CONNOR
rosie "fod" o'connor from widnes = fit
WIDNES by alan cunningham May 27, 2008

widnes special 

a person while on the handle bars of a bike will throw casa chips a people passing by completely

nude while the rider of the bike is blindfolded
i can’t wait to do a widnes special with my friends
widnes special by sickkid21 July 23, 2021

widnes vikings 

A world know rugby team, one of the only teams to be world champions won in 1989 against Canberra raiders.

They play in the “fortress” also know as Halton stadium.

Widnes entered administration and was relegated at the end of the 2018 season after the club at 1.8 million stole by the ‘board’. Even though being relegated the club and fans managed to bring together enough money to keep the team running for the 2019 season. Finishing 11 in the table after a 12 point deduction.

Widnes is know for having a strong fan base and being able to create songs for every occasion.
Widnes got a chance to play at Wembley stadium (24th August) against Sheffield where they lost as the referee allowed Sheffield to be off side the full game and Jordan Johnson (scrum half) getting badly injured and taken to hospital in the first 4 minutes.
FANS LOVE WIDNES

UP THE VIKINGS 🤘🏻
We’ve got TIMMY SHEEN!!!!
-season tickets are finally out
-FINALLY can’t wait for the season to start

UP THE WIDNES VIKINGS
widnes vikings by WIDNESRL October 15, 2019
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