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Widley is the northernmost suburb of Portsmouth England, located about 7 miles from the city centre, It is found to the north of Cosham, it is a Lower Middle Class Area and Far Less deprived than the rest of Portsmouth, (Although it isn’t Perfect)

it’s also where Portsmouth City Council Ends and Havant council Begins
"Roy Heather is From Widley"
Widley by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021
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Widley is a guy who will always be there for you. He is loyal and the best boyfriend and is super amazing. He is a guy you couldn't live with out. Widley is cute, amazing, sweet, kind, aweome, and over all the best guy you could ever meet. You couldn't live without this Widley. He will always be there for you and is completley aweome. This is a guy u would take a bullet for any day.
Who is that guy?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE MOST COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, WIDLEY!!
Widley by WidleyJ November 22, 2021

WIDLEY WIDLEY WIDLEY 

pronounced /wi.dah.lee.wi.dah.lee.wi.dah.lee/
a)the sound that you make when riffing on a air guitar
b)the sound that your friends make after you get 100% on all solos on Rock Band
a)
Rocker A- "Did you hear that riff man!?"
Rocker B- "YEA!! He was all WIDLEY WIDLEY WIDLEY!!!"

b)
Rocker A- "DUDE!!! You just got through Green Grass and High Tides on EXPERT!"
Rocker C- "Cool, but what does Rock Legend mean?"
Rocker B- "It means you got 100% on BOTH SOLOS!!! You were all WIDLEY WIDLEY WIDLEY!!!"
A person who has unlimited emails. He has too much time on his hands. He doesn't like his own identity so he has to make everyone's lives miserable.
Wiley: Who should I pick on today?
Wiley by Saints66 August 5, 2023

Mr. Wedley 

One of the biggest assholes that teaches at Sa-Hali Secondary. His favourite words include: "mmmkkaaaay", "and that sort of thing", "please shut up" as well as "ah for god's sake". He is a very hard to please type of guy who is constantly on your case about stupid detentions that isolate you into doing your work in his portable at lunch. He likes his little homework club.
Mr. Wedley: "alright, we need to get through this class without people goofing off and disrupting the 7 or 8 people that actually do work in this class. "

Student: "hey wedley, do you take creatine?"

Mr. Wedley: "Do I teach what?" (needs hearing assistance)

Student: "Never mind, i guess you dont take protein and creatine".
Mr. Wedley by lakejumper1153 November 15, 2011

Wadleys Paradigm 

The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.
Wadleys Paradigm by scriptcat February 4, 2009