wichser

German word for wanker
Often used to insult people who are really pissing somebody off.

Mann du blöder WICHSER

by Aeko December 31, 2004

wichser

Wichser is a common german insult with not much meaningful impact behind itself (see the background information later).

It is only used for male targets, because "wichsen" or "wixxen" is a synonym for (ejaculation) from masturbation. Sometimes is it used ironically from friends.

Wichse = cum
Wichser = (bad) person
Wichsen = masturbation with ejaculation

The background:
Masturbation was considered a sin by religious people. So a "Wichser" was a sinner, a bad person.

In modern days the background can be another:
If you need to masturbate, you have no girlfriend because you are a loser or ugly/ unlikeable.

Franz hat mir mein Geld immernoch nicht wieder gegeben. Dieser Wichser.

Ironically:

Hey Peter, du alter Wichser!

by AdolfKackeBart August 13, 2022

Wichser

Wichser

you are a Wichser

by anonymous August 28, 2023

Wichert

Wichert is an adjective. It only exists in the English language, it can not be translated. The adjective stands for a feeling of stubbornness, when s.o. does not except something even though it is obvious to everyone else.

He just puked 207 times and he still keeps drinking. He's so Wichert.

He keeps repeating his stupid song. He's so Wichert.

He tries to catch wild rabbits even though it's not juli. He'S so Wichert.

by chemiegroessen May 25, 2010

Jahnessa Wichers

Weird person sitting in front of you in Drivers Ed

Ew is that Jahnessa Wichers?! She's so weird!

by Frosty55 October 25, 2019

Wicher

Name from the netherlands that is used for people who are awesome and have a high IQ

Wow! That guy is Wicher!

by wocher October 26, 2017

Wicher

Its ya boy,.. skinny penis

Im Wicher.
Who?
Its ya boy,.. skinny penis

by anonymous November 22, 2021