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wichser
Wichser is a common german insult with not much meaningful impact behind itself (see the background information later).
It is only used for male targets, because "wichsen" or "wixxen" is a synonym for (ejaculation) from masturbation. Sometimes is it used ironically from friends.
Wichse = cum
Wichser = (bad) person
Wichsen = masturbation with ejaculation
The background:
Masturbation was considered a sin by religious people. So a "Wichser" was a sinner, a bad person.
In modern days the background can be another:
If you need to masturbate, you have no girlfriend because you are a loser or ugly/ unlikeable.
It is only used for male targets, because "wichsen" or "wixxen" is a synonym for (ejaculation) from masturbation. Sometimes is it used ironically from friends.
Wichse = cum
Wichser = (bad) person
Wichsen = masturbation with ejaculation
The background:
Masturbation was considered a sin by religious people. So a "Wichser" was a sinner, a bad person.
In modern days the background can be another:
If you need to masturbate, you have no girlfriend because you are a loser or ugly/ unlikeable.
Franz hat mir mein Geld immernoch nicht wieder gegeben. Dieser Wichser.
Ironically:
Hey Peter, du alter Wichser!
Ironically:
Hey Peter, du alter Wichser!
wichser by AdolfKackeBart August 13, 2022
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Wichert
Wichert is an adjective. It only exists in the English language, it can not be translated. The adjective stands for a feeling of stubbornness, when s.o. does not except something even though it is obvious to everyone else.
He just puked 207 times and he still keeps drinking. He's so Wichert.
He keeps repeating his stupid song. He's so Wichert.
He tries to catch wild rabbits even though it's not juli. He'S so Wichert.
He keeps repeating his stupid song. He's so Wichert.
He tries to catch wild rabbits even though it's not juli. He'S so Wichert.
Wichert by chemiegroessen May 25, 2010
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Jahnessa Wichers by Frosty55 October 25, 2019
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Wicher
Its ya boy,.. skinny penis
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