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eg: tom: was machst du arschloch( what are you doing asshole)
harry: wichsen (wanking)

Ich wichse jeden tag( I wank everyday)
wichsen by wichser October 2, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
German word for wanker
Often used to insult people who are really pissing somebody off.
Mann du blöder WICHSER
wichser by Aeko December 31, 2004
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Wicsen is not a person, place or thing. Everyone has had one whether they know it or not.

You know that feeling you get when you start going up the hill on the biggest roller coaster you have ever seen? You come around the bend, the chain catches the bottom of the carraige and jerks you from side to side and you know there is only one way off?... That's A wicsen!

Or when the snow finally melts for the season and the warm spring sun starts to soften the leather seat on your Bike that has been sittin in the Michigan Arctic for the past few months waiting to be ridden?... That's a wicsen!
Bill: I went ridding today and i could feel that wicsen running threw my veins. What a rush!!
Wicsen by Kaylynne March 18, 2011

Wichtendahl 

A person who has an unnatural inherit skill with espionage and weaponry
He found out what we did last night though no one told. I didn't know he was a Wichtendahl
Wichtendahl by bsiss17 December 20, 2009
Wichsand: A food made by reversing the age old formula by putting a piece of bread between two pieces of meat/salad.
A: Man I sure do love sandwiches
B: Oh you love those? Wait then 'till you try wichsands
Wichsand by Vlas69 February 9, 2020
Wichser is a common german insult with not much meaningful impact behind itself (see the background information later).

It is only used for male targets, because "wichsen" or "wixxen" is a synonym for (ejaculation) from masturbation. Sometimes is it used ironically from friends.

Wichse = cum
Wichser = (bad) person
Wichsen = masturbation with ejaculation

The background:
Masturbation was considered a sin by religious people. So a "Wichser" was a sinner, a bad person.

In modern days the background can be another:
If you need to masturbate, you have no girlfriend because you are a loser or ugly/ unlikeable.
Franz hat mir mein Geld immernoch nicht wieder gegeben. Dieser Wichser.

Ironically:

Hey Peter, du alter Wichser!
wichser by AdolfKackeBart August 13, 2022
Wichser
you are a Wichser
Wichser by anonymous August 28, 2023
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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