WHORSE FACE: A person so fugly who possesses similar facial characteristics of that of a horse but yet still manages to sleep with everyone (also known as a whore)... Whorse Face
Dude Did you seriously sleep with Whorse Face, That girl has a face that is half buck teeth and she has aids!
The linebacker-esque girl who strangely resembles Kentucky Derby Speed Champ Secretariat that appears at every party ever thrown. Though she can't run the 1 and a 1/4 miles in under 2 minutes, she can hook up with your friends rather rapidly. In fact, every male she's mated with is in some way connected to your social inner circle. What's worse, the whorse has acquired so many mates she no longer recognizes her own physical limitations and begins to think her box is the hottest ticket in town.
Mike: "Dude, Eric is totally gonna bang that whorse."