by Lexodus February 2, 2011
Pormanteau: Whore + Horse.
The linebacker-esque girl who strangely resembles Kentucky Derby Speed Champ Secretariat that appears at every party ever thrown. Though she can't run the 1 and a 1/4 miles in under 2 minutes, she can hook up with your friends rather rapidly. In fact, every male she's mated with is in some way connected to your social inner circle. What's worse, the whorse has acquired so many mates she no longer recognizes her own physical limitations and begins to think her box is the hottest ticket in town.
The linebacker-esque girl who strangely resembles Kentucky Derby Speed Champ Secretariat that appears at every party ever thrown. Though she can't run the 1 and a 1/4 miles in under 2 minutes, she can hook up with your friends rather rapidly. In fact, every male she's mated with is in some way connected to your social inner circle. What's worse, the whorse has acquired so many mates she no longer recognizes her own physical limitations and begins to think her box is the hottest ticket in town.
Mike: "Dude, Eric is totally gonna bang that whorse."
Jordan: "F'sho. I didn't think he was the kind of guy to go for a Mr. Ed look-a-like, but being a virgin for 20 years and getting drunk for the first time can drive a man to do strange things."
Mike: "Hey, Eric. I remember my first beer."
Jordan: "F'sho. I didn't think he was the kind of guy to go for a Mr. Ed look-a-like, but being a virgin for 20 years and getting drunk for the first time can drive a man to do strange things."
Mike: "Hey, Eric. I remember my first beer."
by Freebase90 November 23, 2009
by Whorsehater69 March 8, 2011
by Hey hay hay March 3, 2020
Noun: Portmanteau of "Whore" and "Horse"
A particularly unattractive (or horse-faced) woman who is also very promiscuous.
A particularly unattractive (or horse-faced) woman who is also very promiscuous.
Person 1: Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker at that party last night on TMZ?
Person 2: Yeah, get a few drinks in her and she turns into a total whorse.
Person 2: Yeah, get a few drinks in her and she turns into a total whorse.
by Mab February 24, 2014
by BumBleBee9876 August 25, 2011
Zach- "Who do you like jake?"
Jake- "I don't know"
Zach- "Well what kind of things do you like?"
Jake- "Horses and whores!"
Zach- "Ask Destiny out she is both of those. She's a Whorse"
Jake- "I don't know"
Zach- "Well what kind of things do you like?"
Jake- "Horses and whores!"
Zach- "Ask Destiny out she is both of those. She's a Whorse"
by Pat Greineer April 10, 2008