When you fuck a whore and get her pregnant. Congratulations you're gonna be a dad whether you like it or not.
by СукаБлять October 12, 2017

by travo April 16, 2006

When a person downplays or misrepresents their sexual history out of fear of potentially scaring away a partner, prioritizing their own interests over their partner’s choice only for it to be revealed years down the line. Often traumatic for the partner on the receiving end.
Q: Did you hear Sam broke up with Alex after getting forwarded that video of her drunken college gangbang with the intramural hockey team? Talk about a Whorror Story...
R: Yeah, she said 3 when it was really thirty. It’s sad that people prioritize their own interests over their partner’s choice. Poor guy.
R: Yeah, she said 3 when it was really thirty. It’s sad that people prioritize their own interests over their partner’s choice. Poor guy.
by Fleeced Bear May 15, 2021

by Thee maryvale whorror January 3, 2020

It seems like every time I try to masturbate, the whorror begins, and the city workers start pumping gas through my sewer lines. I must be going crazy..
by etchofsqetch December 20, 2024
