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When you tell stories about a time when you or a friend were being a whore.
My friends and I sit around on Tuesday nights and tell each other whories.

I have the best whory to tell you about myself last night.
Whories by Drunkbitchez April 11, 2013

whoopieslap 

When you fill your butthole with air, slap someone with it and a small poo comes out.
Dude if you don't shut up I'm gonna whoopieslap yo' ass
whoopieslap by ShadowNam January 11, 2011
If your are the whoreiest, then you are the biggest whore to ever whore.
Look are her! She is the whoreiest person I have ever seen!
Whoreiest by TacoBellShit December 9, 2019

whoriest 

to act or to be viewed as the biggest whore of them all. often times used to describe girls who will go out with anyone, i.e. hat-obsessed midgets. derived from ‘whore,’ meaning prostitute.
He dumped the pretty sensitive girl for the whoriest chick in school.
whoriest by xxoBLAIR March 6, 2008
herpes that you receive from a hooker,slut,whore, or prostitute
"damn after bangin' that whore last night i got whorpes!!"
"those whorpes are naaaaaasty!"
Those who are both whores and hippies.
People who like to promote peace, love, and drugs but also sleep around.
'She likes flowers, baggy clothes and peace. She also gets around. She is such a whorpie.'
Whorpie by awesome111 August 5, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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