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whomp whomp 

The sound effect made following an utterly disastrous attempt at humor.
Q.What do you call a guy with a bad case of jock-itch?
me. I don't really care
A. A fungi(guy)

ME. WHOMP WHOMP ......kill yourself.

Made Popular by the Infamous Josh Litt after his encounters will a Mr. Bill Roher
whomp whomp by jlitt May 9, 2008

Whomp Whomp 

Why did you even search this word, are u that Whomp Whomp that u have to look up what it means, Whompity Whomp:(
Person 1- My dad died yestaday :(
You- Whomp Whomp 👎 👎
Whomp Whomp by ThedrillGod October 4, 2023

Whomp Whomp 

Examples:

1. I gave him a whomp whomp last night.

2. I got bit on the whomp whomp!

3. That's a whomp whomp!
Whomp Whomp by Ninja Guitarist September 18, 2009

Whomp Whomp 

A whomp whomp is when someone takes a compressed air can, like the ones used to clean the dust out of computers, and shoots the air into the mouth to get a "high". A good way to kill brain cells
Joe: "What'd you do last night, Rob?"
Rob: "Whomp whomps. That shit was so cash. I got high in less than two pumps. My head hurts like a bitch, though."
Whomp Whomp by RakanishuOwns November 18, 2009

Whomp Whomp 

“I’m gonna whomp whomp everywhere”
Whomp Whomp by PapiZapotec April 17, 2023

Whomp Whomp 

Whomp Whomp is similar to the 'Oh no, moving on' meme. When you say whomp whomp you mean it in a way that you don't feel sad/sympathy to another's problems. Although upon using this you might get jumped
Person A: "My grandma just died! She was ran over and then eaten by a pack of wolves when she was still alive!"
Person B: "Whomp Whomp"
Person A: "KILL YOURSE-"
Whomp Whomp by LOLWHATISMYLIFE December 19, 2023
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