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The Whole Crew 

A shortened version of the statement, "The Whole Crew is going to rape you." It is often used as an ambiguous threat. Pirates may use this as a form of punishment around the ship.

If the Whole Crew were to gangrape someone who wasn't their own shipmate, they would fire that person out of a cannon after every crewman had his turn.
Crewman 1: I love Sematary!
Captain: The whole crew.
*Crewman 1 gets violently raped by the entire crew*
The Whole Crew by piratelarp October 18, 2023

Your whole crew LGBTQ 

The most devastating comeback. This outranks ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT, as not only does it affect them, but it harms their homies as well. When this phrase is uttered, you can hear Satan himself pissing his pants as the Earth around your poor victim and all their friends shakes and shudders, ready to crumble underneath them and send them to the inescapable dark realm where they now belong.
Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: Your whole crew LGBTQ
Person 1: *Falls into the hole that just formed under him as all color drains from his skin and his soul leaves his body, screaming*
Person 1's Crew: *explodes into clouds of piss and blood*

She fucked the whole crew 

Bro she fucked the whole crew, stay away.

Crew Whore

A crew whore is a women that is part of a group of friends that is fucked by anyone and everyone who is interested and is quite aware of the position she is relegated to. Not only is sex part of her responsibilities but also taking care of the crew; i.e., cooking eggs, sewing shit, etc.
Brenda was a good crew whore. Before she left she found a replacement and trained her up good.
Crew Whore by Lee Chiakis December 12, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026