whiteman

A high class version of marijuana. A blend of whiterhino and amazon tuscan.

Man i hit that whiteman last night and i cant even get up now!

by JWhiteson May 30, 2009

Whiteman

To 'have a Whiteman' means to have a mare, do something ridiculous, embarrassing or stupid.

I can't believe he fell over in front of that lass. He's had a Whiteman!

by durhamdog69 May 30, 2011

whiteman

When something is good, proper, accepted by society and conforms to social rules. Probably the opposite of niggerlicious. Nothing bad can be considered whiteman.

Don't buy the chocolate, get the vanilla or any other colour of flavour, they're whiteman.

by uhhthegreat May 31, 2024

whiteman overbite

Air guitar typically the domain of the musicality less endowed is often performed with great vigor. An integral component of this act is the exadurated extension of the upper jaw to emphasise immersion in this impassioned virtuoso moment

My wife just accused me of whiteman overbite while I was doing air guitar to Eric Clapton.

by Berno March 4, 2017

Whiteman’s land

A place where there is low crime, no public transport, and a small local government with good doctors. Special interest groups are not local, just Tourists.

I’m leaving the big city and moving to Whiteman’s land.

by Catch me if you Can October 24, 2018

Whiteman Noise

Constant background chatter in an office or professional environment about climbing the corporate ladder and using your connections to get into an Ivy League MBA program that will literally change your life.

"I can't concentrate with Ian's constant whiteman noise. Just apply to grad school, dude! "

Employee #1: "Why is John always in Spencer's office? Is he sucking up for a promotion?"
Employee #2: "No, that's just whiteman noise. You know, Spencer went to Stanford"

by MauiAlli March 15, 2020

Matt Whiteman

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.

Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!

by Babycomeback January 13, 2013