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Whitelist 

A list of subjects (mostly people) allowed to join something or do something. This term is widely used in IT.
Now some bitch ass activists consider it racist so it's gonna be replaced with allowlist (what a bullshit) on some places (new Linux kernel for example)
Sorry, you are not on the whitelist for this party.
Whitelist by imasudoer September 11, 2020

Shitegeist 

That which is popular but ultimately worthless. often based upon media based images and embodying a crippling shallowness. By it's nature, transitory, so today's shitegeist is tomorrows chip wrappings. Defived from Zeitgeist, but embodying the meaningless of postmodern culture.
"Peter Andre and Katie Price define the current shitegeist"

"Britney's chavvy new look really captures the shitegeist"
Shitegeist by Motoguzzi May 23, 2009

whitelist 

A list of people that are cool, trustworthy, and invited to all the parties; the opposite of blacklist.
Matt can surf, is good with the ladies, and drives a motorcycle. He is funny and I like him. Put him on the whitelist for the next party.
whitelist by crackerjackson March 10, 2008

whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).
Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."
whitelisted by brybry August 11, 2008

Cajun Whitefist 

Sexual finisher where you cum inside her then proceed to fist her like you're noodling for catfish.
Hit her with the cajun whitefist for a good time.
Cajun Whitefist by Morrison75 February 11, 2010

whitelisted 

Term in the IT world granting you access to the services you desire.
You have been whitelisted for our services.
whitelisted by ChrissysMom June 1, 2018