White Goggles
White Goggles by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011
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Egg White Goggles
Similar to the zombie mask. When receiving oral pleasure from an unsuspecting chica, blow your load in her eyes.
Egg White Goggles by The Erik October 13, 2006
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White Guy Goggles
The effect that Caucasian men have on Asian women (and other non-Caucasian ethnicity) which makes them appear to be more attractive than they really are.
IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.
However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.
This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.
IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.
However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.
This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.
Cindy Lee: OMG, that guy is sooooo hot
Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.
FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.
Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.
FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.
White Guy Goggles by whiteguygoggles September 2, 2011
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