Whistlenut 

The act of, or a person being completely and totally incompetent. Lacking qualification or ability. Incapable. A mentally deficient person. Not possissing the necessary ability and skill to do or carry out a task.

Great the whistlenut got assigned our file, get ready for a rodeo!

Whistlenut by Travis Houston October 16, 2010

Whistlepatch 

(also Whistle-patch)
Noun:
Pussy, beaver, the vaginal area

If you wait here, you'll be able to see Britany's whistlepatch when she gets out of the car.

Whistlepatch by Emilio Dumphque December 28, 2007

Whistlebutt 

(n) A sound coming from the butt; usually signifies a fart, but not always.

(v) To have a whistle come from your butt.

Emma just let such a huge whistlebutt go..

Whistlebutt by omgeverythingistakenugh August 1, 2011

whistlebutt 

(n.) usually you would use this term to refer to a fart or a particularly flatulent person.

(v) to have a whistle come from your butt (aka "rip a big one") and/or "cut the cheese"

We were sitting on the couch and Madison ripped a big one and just walked away. She walked away and Lindsey said, "what a whistlebutt!"

whistlebutt by everythingelseistakenugh1 August 5, 2011

Whistlepuff

A fart that is primarily air and squeezes through a small puckered asshole creating at first, a low drawn out whistle sound, but ends with a big, yet silent, final burst.

I was with my girlfriend and couldn't fart, so I whistlepuffed.

Whistlepuff by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

whistlebitch 

That girl that pours tequila directly into your mouth, while wearing hot-pants and blowing obnoxiously into her whistle.

I went to Papas & Beer last night for my birthday and I can't remember anything after I met the whistlebitch.

whistlebitch by Anastasia Beeverhousen May 26, 2008

whistlenutting

The act of anal sex performed on a decked-out rodeo clown when attempted by either man or beast (bulls, horses, etc).

There's a pretty good chance of whistlenutting when Baskets The Clown participates in Spain's Running Of The Bulls.

whistlenutting by thafritz September 2, 2017