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Captain Whiskey Dick 

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.
So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

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Captain Whiskey Dick by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010

whiskey dick 

when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed
Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.
whiskey dick by Apu February 15, 2003

whiskey dick 

When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.
Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."
whiskey dick by C-red February 17, 2004

whiskey dick 

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskey dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
whiskey dick by WordRepoMan January 16, 2013

whiskey-dick 

Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.
whiskey-dick by bamf!crew November 27, 2007

West coast whiskey dick 

This is when you take a fifth of whiskey and pour it all over your dick and have your sex partner blow you. When she’s done she sucks all the excess whiskey off your balls and then the sheets. We thumped against the window all night then she took it like a champ!
Yo Brennan! I gave this bitch the West coast whiskey dick at my boy Mikes birthday party last week. We fucked all night and then she took the move like a champ.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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