whinjury

A minor injury made out to be a major injury by a needy, lonely or otherwise emotionally insecure person.

Pete: Take a look at my hand doc, its clearly broken in like 5 places...
Doctor: You've hyperextended your little finger
Pete: I'm in agony man. Luckily I have a high pain threshold.
Doctor: You and your whinjury are wasting my time
Pete: Jeez, this is worse than the time I had that stroke
Doctor: That was indigestion. Get out.

by Chester Copperpott July 30, 2009

Whinjury

An fairly insignificant accident that causes you to sob like a baby. See also Ninjury

''I had a whinjury the other day. I got vinegar in a paper cut''

by not my real naime June 3, 2018

Wiinjury

An injury obtained by playing the Nintendo Wii.

Due to the Wii's motion sensor controller, players of the Wii actively move their body while playing games.

I was playing on the Wii and got a wiinjury when I hit my arm against a table.

by Amolo November 19, 2006

wiinjury

An injury, often muscular, obtained after spending too much time on the Wii.

K - My shoulder really hurts after bowling on the Wii.

I - I believe you have sustained a Wiinjury

by Burls April 23, 2008

Wiinjury

The general aching or an injury sustained from playing on the Nintendo Wii.

"You hit me with the Wiimote and caused significant injury, now I have a Wiinjury"

-OR-

"I've been playing on the Wii for so long I have a Wiinjury"

by Ryan Bradley November 6, 2007

Wiinjury

An injury incurred while playing a virtual sport/program on a Wii.

Bob: Do you have an Advil, my shoulder is killing me?
Barb: Sure, what happened?
Bob: I hurt it playing tennis on my kid's Wii.
Barb: I know what you mean. I got a Wiinjury using the Dance program last week.

by Goucc55 August 23, 2008

Winjury

The over exagerration of a minor injury or ailment.

I just hit my shin on the towball....i think my leg is broken.

Stop carrying on, sounds like a winjury to me.

As proclaimed by Allan Charnock 2018

by Winjury October 3, 2018