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A minor injury made out to be a major injury by a needy, lonely or otherwise emotionally insecure person.
Pete: Take a look at my hand doc, its clearly broken in like 5 places...
Doctor: You've hyperextended your little finger
Pete: I'm in agony man. Luckily I have a high pain threshold.
Doctor: You and your whinjury are wasting my time
Pete: Jeez, this is worse than the time I had that stroke
Doctor: That was indigestion. Get out.
by Chester Copperpott July 30, 2009
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An fairly insignificant accident that causes you to sob like a baby. See also Ninjury
''I had a whinjury the other day. I got vinegar in a paper cut''
by not my real naime June 03, 2018
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